some people ask why. I as why not.
- I don’t always make great decisions under pressure.
- What the hell is that?
- An alpaca. I got the last one.
- I’m playing a new drinking game. It’s called Everytime I’m Depressed I Take A Drink.
- That game exists. It’s called alcoholism.
=^.^=
Look, I should probably just sit down and say nothing. But it’s too late. I am standing and I’m obviously talking, and now you’re looking at me, and I feel the need to keep going.
- So, dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do the smart girls get?
- Cats mostly.
